A downloadable wizard heist game

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Hobbes Heist!

Hobbes Heist is a hack of the Chronomutants system by gary D. Pryor.

In this game, you play as a funny Wizard of some variety - Skateboard Wizard, King Crab Wizard, Web Developer Wizard, etc. - and you are attempting to perform a heist.

Named after William P. Hobbes, our salt wizard who had to be put in jail after attempting to kill all the birds.


Give this a go if you:

  • Want a quick one-shot game that is heavy on improv.
  • Really like wizards.
  • Really like silly little guys.
  • Enjoyed Chronomutants & want a fantasy version.

Features:

  • 100% Free 1 Page Rulebook
  • Uses the Fantasy Flight Genesys Dice
  • Wizard Powers!
  • Less than 10 minutes of prep per session
  • 2-5 hours of playtime per session
  • Extra guide book for newer players.
  • Stylish Character Sheets.

Go play Chronomutants & support gary's work! --> itch.io

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I am Hex! I am a real person! Say hello! --> Bluesky

If you're a fascist, you're not welcome to play this game. It's against the rules. If you're reading this and thinking, "You just call everyone you disagree with a fascist," then you're probably a fascist, or incapable of drawing inferences from context and acknowledging a dangerous political climate that causes the oppressed to be hyperbolic. Don't play this game. Heal yourself.

Updated 1 day ago
Published 4 days ago
StatusReleased
CategoryPhysical game
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(6 total ratings)
Authorhex_punk
TagsComedy, Fantasy, Homebrew, No AI, One-page, One-shot, Short, Tabletop role-playing game, weird, Wizards
Average sessionA few hours
LanguagesEnglish

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Hobbes Heist! Rules v1.0 509 kB
Hobbes Heist? Resource Guide v1.0 135 kB
Hobbes Heist Character Sheet (PDF) 54 kB
Hobbes Heist Character Sheet (Word Format) 2.2 MB
Hobbes Heist Character Sheet (Open Document Format) 7.2 kB

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Very, very fun. Created one of my favorite player characters with this system who I plan to take with me to many one shots in the future.